So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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