I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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