What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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