Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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