what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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