Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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