Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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