If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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