I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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