His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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