But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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