I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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