It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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