sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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