She announced her abortion via fbk
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
