i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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