Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
ugly people sure do ruin things
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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