I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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