Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
