Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
