Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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