then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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