I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
They have beer where we have blood.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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