Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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