me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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