we have pet lesbian snakes
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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