This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize