if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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