And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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