So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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