i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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