Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
nutella sex= disaster
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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