i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
We are two peas in an std pod
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
