We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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