Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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