great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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