This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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