Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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