We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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