So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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