Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Who died my cat blue again?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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