But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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