If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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