how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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