I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
