Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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