1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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