Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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