So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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