you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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