Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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