If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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